Dalmatians have stripes.

Dalmatians have stripes.

Brendan: “Freshly shaved pussy sounds like a badly named dish in a diner. Like, shaved pork.” Caitlin: “Or shaved ice”

Brendan: “Freshly shaved pussy sounds like a badly named dish in a diner. Like, shaved pork.”

Caitlin: “Or shaved ice”

Gabby: I’m going to SnowJam! Steph: Yeah, the event’s on Facebook! Caitlin: I don’t know what that is. SnowJam, not Facebook!

Gabby: I’m going to SnowJam!
Steph: Yeah, the event’s on Facebook!
Caitlin: I don’t know what that is. SnowJam, not Facebook!

Kepler was actually really smart. I’d tap that.

Kepler was actually really smart. I’d tap that.

"I’m done! I’m totally done" *walks out* *comes back after 2 seconds* "I was going to get in the elevator but I didn’t know where I’d go"

"I’m done! I’m totally done"

*walks out*

*comes back after 2 seconds*

"I was going to get in the elevator but I didn’t know where I’d go"

"A haboob is an intense dust storm common in some arid parts of the world." When I read “haboob”, I went, “Hahaha, a boob”

"A haboob is an intense dust storm common in some arid parts of the world."
When I read “haboob”, I went, “Hahaha, a boob”

These bruises on my knees are ridiculous. I need to get some knee pads for all the blowjobs I give.

These bruises on my knees are ridiculous. I need to get some knee pads for all the blowjobs I give.